“Hiya all, I'm Paul! Aka ‘Sarge’ Appleby, and I'm a 50 year old ex-British Army soldier.

“I've sported a ‘Lemmy’ 'tache since I left the army, of varying lengths, but it was not until my 50th birthday that I decided to go the whole hog.

“I've recently become an ambassador for a certain company that I think we all know.😉

“On my quiet times, I like nothing more to listen to classic rock music, go rifle and pistol shooting, or going out with my compound bow, then finishing off with a nice bbq, and a few cold ciders!

“For those about to Beard, I salute you! Skäl!”